Lindsay .... Lesbian?!

I am sick of all these media outlets going on about how Lindsay Lohan is a ... dun dun da ... LESBIAN! O my goodness, lesbian? What could that be? Shield my eyes! Give me a fuckin break.

Why is this a breaking story? According to this, Lindsay's poor heart is being broken because her mother refuses to acknowledge her relationship with Samantha Ronson. O please, both of her parents are wackjobs and I am sure she knows this by now and does not want/need their approval.

So cunt you, media outlets, for acting like being gay/lesbian is taboo when really you just want to sell more copies of your magazines.