Bow ''Wow''

Bow Wow apparently does a sex scene in an upcoming episode of Entourage. Here's what he says about it:

"It was with a porn star. I don't know her name,"

We might have believed him, but then he goes on:

"She probably watching this like, 'What?! I did a scene with him, and he doesn't remember my name?!' Nah, I don't remember her name, but she was bad though. She was baaaaad! I was cool. I was comfortable with it. I was definitely comfortable with it. It is what it is — normal stuff that happens."

Not once, not twice, but three times does he mention that he doesn't remember her name. If you're going to try and big yourself up, try and do it a bit more stealthily.

He later adds that he ''stuns'' himself. I'm stunned too...what a loser! BTW, if it was so 'normal' and comfortable for him, why did he have to say it four times? Trying to convince himself maybe? Heheh.

Can you say 'TRY HARD'?

Hannah Montana Hardcore

This is what Miley Cyrus had to say about her break up with Nick Jonas:

"At first I bawled for a month straight. I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now. I don't want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I've got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am.”

lol!

I just love this part though. ''I want to make my hair black now. I don't want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core.'' Hahahahha.

What a smite to people with naturally black hair. They can't be pretty? Beotch!

Open Letter to Jennifer Aniston

As some of you may know, we hate John Mayer. Turns out he is using Jennifer Aniston as a beard while doing Pete Wentz. Now there are reports that they may be getting married and having a child together.

Which begs the questions "Jen, what the fuck are you thinking?!" Ok, I understand that Angelina stole your hubby and you're never gonna get over it. I mean, how do you get over Brad Pitt? I don't think you can. Now you're (possibly) doing this homo, gonna marry him, and have his child? Come on. John Mayer is much lower on the scale than Brad. Go for George Clooney, he'd love you. Have some standards Jen. Even Vince Vaughn was better. At least he was your age. At least he was funny. What does John Mayer have going for him? Penises up his ass? Seriously Jen, I hope this isn't true. I know there are reports denying this, but let's face it, you're never honest with the press.

John Mayer sucks!!

Separated at Birth?

Travis is starting to look like Jesus now. Let's just hope he's not going to start singing Jesus songs like Head.

Hmm even Rivers Cuomo grew a handlebar mustache and started to suck.

When rock stars increase their amount of facial hair, they begin to suck. Badly.

Ah well. When Mark grows a beard, then I'll really start to worry.

Barack Obama the anti christ?

I didn't know about it until just now but some people have been calling Obama the 'anti-christ.'' This particular blog uses reasoning such as Obama 'mesmerising crowds' and people gathering in huge numbers to see him. Apparently those are the signs of the anti-christ.

Shit, I really can't think of ANYONE ELSE who fits that description.

These people need to be quarantined until their stupidity is no longer a threat to the reasonable world.